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| THE WOMEN |
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In New York
City's modern whirl of fashion and publishing, Mary
Haines seems to have it all--a beautiful country home, a
rich financier husband, an adorable 11-year-old daughter
and a part-time career creating designs for her father's
venerable clothing company. Her best friend, Sylvie
Fowler, leads another enviable life--as a happily single
editor of a prominent fashion magazine, a possessor of a
huge closet of designer clothes and a revered arbiter of
taste and style poised on New York's cutting edge. But
when Mary's husband enters into an affair with Crystal
Allen, a sultry "spritzer girl" lurking behind the Saks
Fifth Avenue perfume counter, all hell breaks loose.
Mary and Sylvie's relationship is tested to the breaking
point while their tight-knit circle of friends,
including mega-mommy Edie Cohen and author Alex Fisher,
all start to question their own friendships and romantic
relationships as well. |
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| Category |
Comedy |
| Running Time: |
1 hr. 54 min. |
| Release Date: |
September 12, 2008 (wide) |
| MPAA Rating: |
PG-13 for sex-related material,
language, |
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some drug use and brief smoking |
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| THE LOVE GURU |
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Pitka (Mike
Myers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram
in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to
the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help
and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test
when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star
hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his
estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's wife starts
dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake)
out of revenge, sending her husband into a major
professional skid - to the horror of the teams' owner Jane
Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer).
Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get
Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the
40-year-old "Bullard Curse" and win the Stanley Cup |
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| Category |
Action/Adventure |
| Running Time: |
1
hrs. 28 min. |
| Release Date: |
June 20,
2008 (wide) |
| MPAA Rating: |
PG-13 for crude and sexual content
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throughout, language, some comic
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BANGKOK DANGEROUS |
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The life of
Joe, an anonymous assassin, takes an unexpected turn when he
travels to Thailand to complete a series of contract
killings. Joe, a remorseless hitman, is in Bangkok to
execute four enemies of a ruthless crime boss named Surat.
He hires Kong, a street punk and pickpocket, to run errands
for him with the intention of covering his tracks by killing
him at the end of the assignment. Strangely, Joe, the
ultimate lone wolf, finds himself mentoring the young man
instead whilst simultaneously being drawn into a tentative
romance with a local shop girl. As he falls further under
the sway of Bangkokā??s intoxicating beauty, Joe begins to
question his isolated existence and let down his guard--just
as Surat decides itā??s time to clean house |
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| Category |
Science
Fiction/Fantasy |
| Running Time: |
1 hrs. 40 min. |
| Release Date: |
September 5, 2008 (wide) |
| MPAA Rating: |
R for violence, language and some
sexuality |
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DEATH RACE |
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Terminal
Island, New York: 2020. Overcrowding in the U.S. penal
system has reached a breaking point. Prisons have been
turned over to a monolithic Weyland Corporation, which sees
jails full of thugs as an opportunity for televised sport.
Adrenalized inmates, a global audience hungry for violence
and a spectacular, enclosed arena come together to form the
'Death Race', the world's biggest, most brutal sporting
event. Five-time NASCAR champion Jensen Ames is a man who
has become an expert at survival. After eight years of hard
time, he has only six weeks before reuniting with his
family. But when Weyland demands a driver to headline the
big game, Ames is forced to submit. Donning the costume of
mythical rider Frankenstein, the racer becomes an instant
crowd favorite, an unequaled sporting superstar. His face
hidden by a metallic black mask, one convict will be put
through a brutal three day challenge, with the trophy being
the ultimate prize: freedom. The only catch is that he must
survive a gauntlet of the most vicious criminals in this
post-industrial wasteland to claim it. Driving a monster car
outfitted with machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade
launchers, Ames must now kill or be killed to win the most
treacherous spectator sport on Earth: 'Death Race' |
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| Category |
Action/Adventure |
| Running Time: |
1 hrs. 29 min. |
| Release Date: |
August 22, 2008 (wide) |
| MPAA Rating: |
R for strong violence and language |
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| MY
BEST FRIEND'S GIRL |
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Smart,
beautiful and headstrong, Alexis is the girl of Dustin's
dreams. But after only five weeks of dating, the
love-struck Dustin is coming on so strong that Alexis is
forced to slow things down--permanently. Devastated and
desperate to get her back, Dustin turns to his best
friend, Tank, the rebound specialist. A master at
seducing--and offending--women, Tank gets hired by
freshly dumped guys to take their ex-girlfriends out on
the worst date of their lives--an experience so horrible
it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus.
But when Tank works his magic on Alexis, he ends up
meeting the challenge of a lifetime. Alexis is the first
girl who knows how to call his bluff, and Tank soon
finds himself torn between his loyalty to Dustin and a
strange new attraction to his best friend's girl |
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| Category |
Comedy |
| Running Time:
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1 hrs. 43 min. |
| Release Date: |
September 19, 2008 (wide) |
| MPAA Rating: |
R for strong language and
sexual content throughout, |
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Including graphic dialogue and
some nudity |
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| DISASTER MOVIE |
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In DISASTER
MOVIE, the filmmaking team behind the hits "Scary Movie,"
"Date Movie," "Epic Movie" and "Meet The Spartans" this time
puts its unique, inimitable stamp on one of the biggest and
most bloated movie genres of all time -- the disaster film.
DISASTER MOVIE follows the comic misadventures of a group of
ridiculously attractive twenty-somethings during one fateful
night as they try to make their way to safety while every
known natural disaster and catastrophic event -- asteroids,
twisters, earthquakes, the works -- hits the city and their
path as they try to solve a series of mysteries to end the
rampant destruction. Taking aim at everything and everyone,
from "Indiana Jones" and "Iron Man" to Amy Winehouse and
"High School Musical," DISASTER MOVIE lampoons the
blockbuster movie, pop culture icons and public figures
along the way as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer satirize
everything as only they can. |
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| Category |
Action/Adventure |
| Running Time: |
1 hrs. 30 min. |
| Release Date: |
September 19, 2008 (wide) |
| MPAA Rating: |
PG-13 for crude and sexual content
throughout, |
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language, drug references and comic
violence |
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